Kim Kardashian is No Cricket

I used to think that crickets weren't worth more than a lot of noise.  But an article in USA Today reported that male crickets are actually quite gallant and will sacrifice their safety to protect a female partner.  I think Kim Kardashian could learn a lot from this report.  Her 72-day marriage seems to put her at a lower rung on the evolutionary ladder than crickets.  Now that's something to chirp about.